The Biden DOJ’s Witch Hunt: How a Catholic Kindergarten Teacher Became a “Terrorist” for Showing Up in D.C.

This one’s a doozy straight out of the fever dreams of the deep state swamp creatures who spent four years turning America into their personal vendetta playground. We’re talking about Christine Crowder, a mild-mannered Catholic kindergarten teacher from Texas who dared to exercise her God-given rights on January 6, 2021. She showed up in Washington, D.C., to hear President Trump speak at the rally on the Ellipse, didn’t set foot in the Capitol, and yet the Biden Justice Department and their FBI goons hounded her like she was Osama bin Laden’s long-lost sister. No proof, no evidence, just a flimsy anonymous tip from some bitter ex-friend, and boom—she’s slapped on a terrorist watch list for over two years. This is the kind of banana republic nonsense that makes you wonder if the Constitution is just toilet paper to these clowns.

The recent Senate report drops a bombshell on this travesty, peeling back the layers of bureaucratic overreach that the Biden crew swore up and down wasn’t happening. They denied weaponizing federal law enforcement against everyday Americans, but the facts scream otherwise. Christine’s story isn’t just a footnote; it’s a glaring indictment of how the feds under Biden turned dissent into domestic terrorism. And yeah, it’s personal—her husband, a federal air marshal, had to navigate this nightmare while doing his job keeping skies safe. America First means protecting our own from this garbage, not siccing the Gestapo on kindergarten teachers.

The Tip That Launched a Thousand Headaches

It all kicked off in early 2021, right after January 6, when some anonymous coward—a so-called “former friend”—dropped a dime to the FBI. The claim? Christine had supposedly waltzed into the Capitol and even posted a video on Facebook from inside. Sounds damning, right? Except it was total bunk. Christine was in D.C. for the rally, sure, but her phone data put her nowhere near the building. No facial recognition hit, no geolocation ping, zilch on any criminal record or ties to anything remotely extremist. She was teaching ABCs to five-year-olds, for crying out loud, not plotting world domination.

But did that stop the FBI? Hell no. By June 2021, they cracked open a full-blown investigation. Come July, they rubber-stamped paperwork labeling her a domestic terrorist and dumped her into the Terrorist Screening Dataset. That’s the watch list that flags you for extra scrutiny at airports, turns travel into a nightmare, and basically paints a target on your back. All based on one unverified whisper. The Biden DOJ ate it up, with the U.S. Attorney’s Office greenlighting the case for potential prosecution in July 2022—still without a shred of real ID confirmation. They didn’t even bother interviewing her until May 2023, when she handed over her clothes from that day and a rideshare receipt proving she was blocks away.

Surveillance Shenanigans: Stalking a Teacher Like She’s Public Enemy No. 1

While Christine was grading finger-paint projects, the feds were playing spy games. They staked out her home at least four times between 2021 and 2022, snapping pics and logging her comings and goings. Think about that: taxpayer dollars wasted on tailing a Catholic mom because she attended a political rally. Then, in October 2022, they slapped a search warrant on her Facebook account through the platform’s law enforcement portal, digging for dirt that wasn’t there.

The kicker? Even after a confidential source coughed up a photo in 2023 that screamed “mistaken identity,” the probe dragged on for another month before they finally pulled the plug in June 2023. That’s 23 months of hell—nearly two full years—for a woman whose biggest crime was believing in free speech. Her family got the bonus treatment too: constant airport surveillance whenever they flew, all courtesy of the now-defunct Quiet Skies program, which got the axe for being a political hit list disguised as security.

This wasn’t incompetence; it was malice. The Biden administration flat-out denied that their FBI was harassing innocents, insisting January 6 probes were all about “justice.” But the Senate’s fresh findings torch that lie, showing how unverified tips led to watchlisting without a whiff of due process. Christine wasn’t alone in this rodeo, but her case spotlights the rot: feds prioritizing political scores over real threats, diverting resources from actual bad guys to hound law-abiding citizens.

The Human Cost: A Family Torn Apart by Deep State Drama

Imagine being Christine: one day you’re shaping young minds in a Catholic school, the next you’re branded a terrorist. Travel becomes a gauntlet of pat-downs and glares. Her husband, out there as a federal air marshal, had to coordinate around surveillance teams shadowing his own wife—sometimes on the same flights he was protecting. Talk about operational conflicts; it’s like the left hand punching the right while the bad guys laugh.

The Biden folks denied this was systemic, claiming it was all above board. But the real facts, unearthed in this new report, prove it was a pattern of abuse. No apologies, no accountability—just a closed case and a family left to pick up the pieces. Christine provided ironclad proof in her 2023 interview: the receipt, the clothes, the total mismatch. Yet it took them forever to admit the obvious. This is what happens when America First takes a back seat to partisan vendettas.

Waking Up to the Weaponization Wake-Up Call

In the end, Christine’s ordeal wrapped up without charges because, surprise, there was no case. But the damage? Irreparable. The Senate report, hot off the presses, lays it bare: the FBI under Biden failed to substantiate the tip but plowed ahead anyway, turning a rally-goer into a pariah. They denied overreach at every turn, but the timeline doesn’t lie— from that bogus tip in 2021 to the grudging closure in 2023.

This story should fire up every red-blooded American. It’s not just about one teacher; it’s about all of us. If they can do this to a Catholic kindergarten instructor for peacefully assembling, who’s next? Time to drain the swamp for real, put America First, and make sure this never happens again. The facts are out, and they bury the Biden narrative six feet under.